|Lawyer:||Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.|
|Lawyer:||That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was wearin-|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?|
|Laywer:||Yes, he raped her.|
|Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.|
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
sometimes I get so sad when I think Cas fans and Sam fans are so proactive in organizing stuff and campaigns. And when I feel like doing the same for Dean and his mytharc, there isn’t all that much interest on tumblr, because unlike Cas for example, Dean will always be safe on the show. And I get…
WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???
i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!
WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK
|dean:||hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something|
|dean:||so...so it's like this all right|
|dean:||you know how i love pie the best|
|sam:||*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best|
|dean:||yeah, i always did. since i can remember.|
|dean:||and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--|
|sam:||you'd throw a bitch fit|
|dean:||i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking|
|dean:||anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.|
|dean:||but imagine that one day this cake came into my life|
|dean:||this really amazing cake|
|dean:||like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate|
|dean:||plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will|
|dean:||and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now|
|dean:||and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome|
|dean:||but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again|
|dean:||i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life|
|sam:||what are you even saying|
|dean:||i might be a little bit gay for cas|